Before
October last year, I knew less than nothing
about European basketball. I thought it
was just skinny white guys shooting threes,
big stiffs moving at a snail's pace in the
paint, and crowds that looked and sounded
more like they belonged on a football stadium
terrace than in a basketball arena.
Well,
over the 15 week run of my UKTV Slam basketball
programme, I really came to appreciate Euroleague
basketball. There are high flying athletes
putting down huge dunks and swatting shots
into the stands. There are plenty of guys
whose names I recognise from college and
the NBA (Trajan Langdon, Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf,
Tony Delk etc). The teamwork and ball movement
of many teams is often a wonder to behold...and
the action really can be fast and furious.
Anyway,
having come to know a fair amount about
many of these teams and their players, I
was hyped about the prospect of going to
see them play live at the Euroleague Final
Four. Even better was the fact that it was
taking place in Athens - home to perhaps
the most passionate (and crazy) basketball
fans on earth.
So
here is my diary of Euroleague Final Four
2007, Athens.
Thursday
3rd May
5:00 am
I'm sitting in the lobby of the Acropol
Hotel in Omonia Square, absolutely f**ked.
I've not slept all night, just endured a
three and a half hour plane journey, and
the eight Valium that got me through the
flight are still very much in control of
my higher brain functions.

James - the UKTV SLAM website editor - is,
thank f**k, fully compus mentis...and managing
to check us in.
He's on the eighth floor, I'm on the sixth.
All good. I fall straight into bed as soon
as I get into the suite and I'm out before
my head even hits the pillow.
1:00
pm
Where am I? It takes me a good 15 seconds
to remember where I am and how I got there...but
it soon comes back to me.
After freshing up, James and I take the
media shuttle bus to the Olympic complex
and get our accreditation sorted.
First things first, the whole site was very
impressive. It was interesting to see it
all live in the flesh. Having worked as
a journalist at ITN during the build up
to the 2004 Athens Olympics, I remember
writing story after story about how the
site wasn't going to be ready on time, the
stadium would not work, the transport infrastructure
was going to be a shambles and all this
sort of shit.
Well, in the end, the Greeks proved everyone
wrong as it was all ready
- and throughly impressive too.

Anyway, James and I located our seats in
the media area (good seats - just 3 rows
back and right next to where all the Panathinaikos
fans would be) and generally loafted around
the complex.
5:00
pm
Later that afternoon, the four semi finalists
(CSKA Moscow, Panathinaikos, Unicaja and
Tau Ceramica) were holding training sessions.
James and I thought it would be cool to
go and check one out.
So, we walk into the arena, and apart from
the CSKA players (who are going at it HARD
on the court) no one else is in there. After
standing on the baseline, watching them
train for about 30 seconds, last year's
Final Four MVP, Theo Papaloukas, stops at
half court and just stares at me. He didn't
look at James...just me. Full on screw-boat.
"What the fuck is he looking at?"
I ask James.
It was at that point that some huge Russian
dude comes over and says in some full-on
KGB accent
"This is closed training session"
I wasn't going to argue! Papaloukas probably
thought we were spies for Tau Ceramica or
something!
That night, we decided to go hang out at
the players' hotel to see if we could get
any gossip...and in the end, we spent the
night getting wrecked in the hotel bar with
the Euroleague Director of Communications
Kirsten Haack. Kirsten is mad cool...but
I was staggered that she was staying up
drinking till nearly 3am given she was in
the middle of the most important weekend
of the year for her (and had to be up at
6am the next morning for an extremely busy
day).
Now,
let me tell you something about Greeks and
drink....when you ask for a double vodka
over here in England, you're lucky to get
a quarter of a glass of spirit. Over there,
the motherf**kers literally fill the glass
three-quarters full with vodka before adding
the smallest splash of Coke or Redbull or
whatever. They do not fuck around when it
comes to drinking. As a result, James got
mashed very quickly...and we somehow ended
up in one of the hotel rooms with a load
of people from Yahoo! and various other
media outlets. It was all extremely bizarre.
We
eventually managed to find our way back
to the hotel...just in time to get some
kip before the day of the semi finals.